• me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
  • 05px:

    math

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    alexernst:

    so look at you

    tsarcasm:

    trapsical:

    I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

    this story was wild from start to finish

    underdoge:

    yesimbeyonce:

    If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

    Beyonce

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    loligang:

grandma ain’t get ran over by no bitch ass reindeer. not this year

    loligang:

    grandma ain’t get ran over by no bitch ass reindeer. not this year

    circumcising:

    I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

    it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

    sarcarstic:

    We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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    ditchschooleatpizza:

    snorlaxatives:

    all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron

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    anD THE BOOK GUMimage